EDUCATION: Your Burning Questions Answered

I'm sure that, like me, ever since you licked the lid of your first pack of Jell-o chocolate pudding you've wondered: "Could I swim in this? Is such an outlandish fantasy possible?" Well today, Yahoo's Answers gets to the bottom of this hot issue. Status? Resolved.

It is Loofah Boy who first poses the question to the group:

Could you swim in chocolate pudding?

Would it keep you afloat?

Then GentleRoger steps up to the plate. 

I guess that the Rog knows what he's talking about because Loofah Boy picked this as the best answer. But who knows, maybe L.B. just wanted to get invited to that Jell-o Pool Party because female super models would be there.

To provide fair, unbiased journalism we have reviewed the "other answers" so you don't have to rely on Loofah Boy to choose the best one. 

There's a lot of talk about boring stuff like density and science but at last some logic presents itself.

Captain Crunch: "Depends on how thick and delicious it is. If it's good pudding then you will drown."

Swimmer Girl: "I probably could, but then get really fat eating it up." 

g man w: "i think that you would sink like a stone and drown. really. cheers!"

iFly777: "eww why would you want to?"

Yahoo says "case closed" but I'm not ready to accept the verdict just yet. There are still so many questions unanswered. Can you snorkel in chocolate pudding? What if the pudding is vanilla flavor? I guess the world will never know.