But this nipple loving she-beast threw it all away in a sexual harassment case. (not kidding) Where did it go wrong between us and them? Is it because we are a highly evolved, clearly superior version of them? Whatever it was that caused this rift seems to be water under the bridge, because our research analyst team has noted increasing numbers of true friendships between gorillas and humans.
Yes, things are looking up for gorilla lovers. And for the rest of you: I suggest hopping on this trend fast because the Western Gorilla is currently listed as critically endangered. By the time you decide it might be cool to have a gorilla-friend, it may be too late.
[TIP] if supplies are scarce, you may find that teaming up with another human and sharing your gorilla can be a nice alternative. Everyone likes a gorilla sandwich.
2 comments:
lol, nice google image searching there. now if this were HRO there'd be some sort of AZN reference.
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
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