"that said, please dont major in philosophy. most of them seem to me like dickheads who (mistakenly) think it's worth their while to argue about things that most other people already understand inherently and just dont articulate. sorry but i H A T E philosophy kids. case point: socrates was such a fucking retard that, after he tried to over throw the athenian government, they said 'just leave and we wont fuck with you, but if you come back we'll kinda have to kill you', so the fucking retard comes back and starts arguing again, and they're all like 'jesus-tapdancing-christ youre annoying' and so they killed him. "